:) "If you can't fix it with "DUCK TAPE" you have'nt used enough." :): May 2006

Monday, May 29, 2006

11:03 AM 27 comments

me friends

Hey guy i thought that maybe y'all would like to see this picture i did of y'all. This was kinda fun.

thanks for all be great friends to me. It is a great think to now i have friends like you that i can count on through thick and thin.

THANKS AGAIN GUYS.

9:00 AM 21 comments

funny funny jokes lol
Monday, May 15, 2006

A young child walked up to her mother and stared at her hair. As mother scrubbed on the dishes, the girl cleared her throat and sweetly asked; "Why do you have some grey strands in your hair?"The mother paused and looked at her daughter. "Every time you disobey, I get one strand of grey hair. If you want me to stay pretty, you better obey."The mother quickly returned to her task of washing dishes. The little girl stood there thinking. She cleared her throat again. "Mother?" She sweetly asked again."Yes?" Her Mother replied. "Why is Grandma's hair all grey?"

Why did the woman only change her baby’s diaper once a month? On the package it read "good for up to 15 pounds"

Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by you again?

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Right where you left him.

If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together!

Q: how do you get a tissue to dance?A: put a little boogie in it!

hope u guys like these lol

9:49 AM 19 comments

Bestest Friend
Tuesday, May 09, 2006

BESTEST FRIEND !
When I cry you help me outWhen I'm happy you hear me shoutWhen I grin you know I'm really madbecause you are my best friendYou can tell when I'm sad
You're there in thick and thinYou're my best friendYou hear me out when I want to talkYou help me out when I get madYou are the bestest friend I've ever had
So hear me out when I sayYou're the light in my dayYou are the moon in my nightYou shine very brightYou are the bestest friend I haveand

I miss you

9:15 AM 14 comments