:) "If you can't fix it with "DUCK TAPE" you have'nt used enough." :): February 2006

what a weekend
Sunday, February 19, 2006

This weekend i went to yvonnes on satuday. Before we got there we went shoppin and i bought a bright yellow t-shirt and a black dress shirt for church. they r cool. then we got stuck behind a slow train for like a whole SIX minuets. trust me six minutes is a long time. jeff dropped me off and he went to get yvonne from work. they went out for supper. i stayed at kiesebrinks and had pasta. (It was good) when jeff and yvonne got back we watched 2 movies. and we made jeff watch them it was funny. we watched a cindarella story and the prince and me. jeff fell a sleep.

we went to bad at11:40 but then u know yvonne and me had 2 have girl talk LOL.all u girls know what i am talkin about.

anywaz sunday was nothin special it was just the plan get up at 6 eat go 2 church come home eat ,sleep, and go back 2 church. O and i mad janelle a ice cream cake it was good. for her birthday jeff and i gave her pj that saud grumpy and they had the grumpy care bear on them. and i purse. james gave her a really big stuffed dog. it was a good weekend

i miss u guys already.
i can't wait till next weekend. it is gonna be so much fun right albert?

jeff want's u to come at like 10 so we have more time together,
this week is gonna go so slow for me.

7:27 PM 26 comments

wow it has been along time
Thursday, February 16, 2006

Hey last Sunday night was a lot of fun. i can't wait till the 25. i hope all of u guys can come it will be so much fun. i think we got a couple places for us to stay if there are a lot of ppl but if there are the same as at jeffs b-day then y'all can stay at our house. it is gonna be so much fun.

o here is a nother joke
i hope you like it.

TIGHT FIT
Did you hear about the teacher who was helping one of her kindergarten students put his boots on?
He asked for help and she could see why. With her pulling and him pushing, the boots still didn't want to go on. When the second boot was on, she had worked up a sweat. She almost whimpered when the little boy said, "Teacher, they're on the wrong feet." She looked, and sure enough, they were. It wasn't any easier pulling the boots off than it was putting them on. She managed to keep her cool as together they worked to get the boots back on - this time on the right feet.
He then announced, "These aren't my boots." She bit her tongue rather than get right in his face and scream, "Why didn't you say so?" like she wanted to do. Once again she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off.
He then said, "They're my brother's boots. My Mom made me wear them." She didn't know if she should laugh or cry. She than mustered up the grace to wrestle the boots onto his feet again.
She said, "Now, where are your mittens?" He said,"I stuffed them in the toes of my boots..."

8:25 PM 14 comments

funny jokes
Friday, February 10, 2006

These 2 hunters was hunting one day and this one hunter fainted. The other hunter didn't know what to do, so he called 911. When the person answered the hunter told them that his partner was dead. The person on the other end said calm down and make sure your partner was dead and all of a sudden the person heard a gun shot and the hunter came back on the line and said ok he's dead for sure.

A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and decide to rub it. A genie pops out. He says "I will grant each of you three wishes."The bear says "I wish all the bears in the forest were females." *poof* It's done.The rabbit says "I wish for a motorcycle." *poof* It's done.The bear says "I wish all the bears in this country were females." *poof* It's done.The rabbit says "I wish for a lifetime supply of carrots back at my house." *poof* It's done.The bear is thinking to himself "why is the rabbit wasting his wishes on stupid small things? oh well." "And for my third wish, I wish that all the bears in the world were female." *poof* It's done.The rabbit says "For MY last wish, I want the bear to be gay." And he rides off on his motorcycle.

Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a car.

9:40 AM 10 comments