Q: What do you call a dog that likes honey?

A: Winnie the Pooch!

Q: What do you call Goofy after he sat by the fire?

A: A hot dog!

Q: What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone?

A: A golden receiver!

Q: What do you get when you cross a mean dog and a computer?

A: You get a mega-bite!

Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster and a dog?

A: A cocka-poodle-doo!

Q: What does a lazy dog chase?

A: Parked cars.

Q: What is a dog's favorite movie?

A: The Wizard of Paws!

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