:) "If you can't fix it with "DUCK TAPE" you have'nt used enough." :): wow it has been along time

wow it has been along time
Thursday, February 16, 2006

Hey last Sunday night was a lot of fun. i can't wait till the 25. i hope all of u guys can come it will be so much fun. i think we got a couple places for us to stay if there are a lot of ppl but if there are the same as at jeffs b-day then y'all can stay at our house. it is gonna be so much fun.

o here is a nother joke
i hope you like it.

TIGHT FIT
Did you hear about the teacher who was helping one of her kindergarten students put his boots on?
He asked for help and she could see why. With her pulling and him pushing, the boots still didn't want to go on. When the second boot was on, she had worked up a sweat. She almost whimpered when the little boy said, "Teacher, they're on the wrong feet." She looked, and sure enough, they were. It wasn't any easier pulling the boots off than it was putting them on. She managed to keep her cool as together they worked to get the boots back on - this time on the right feet.
He then announced, "These aren't my boots." She bit her tongue rather than get right in his face and scream, "Why didn't you say so?" like she wanted to do. Once again she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off.
He then said, "They're my brother's boots. My Mom made me wear them." She didn't know if she should laugh or cry. She than mustered up the grace to wrestle the boots onto his feet again.
She said, "Now, where are your mittens?" He said,"I stuffed them in the toes of my boots..."

8:25 PM